Wednesday, November 21, 2007


I was reading Chad's blog where Chuck Norris is endorsing Mike Huckabee and I decided I would list some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. I think that anyone Chuck Norris is endorsing has to be worth checking out. Have fun with this one folks!

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can slam a revolving door.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a code 45-11... a suicide.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

This website has a list of other cool Chuck Norris facts if you'd like to check it out.

Feel free to leave me any Chuck Norris facts that you might want to share.


  1. I was CRACKING UP! Those are hilarious!
    My fav: he doesnt sleep - he waits! .... Who thinks of these things!?

  2. I've seen all those Chuck Norris movies growing up - not to mention Walker, Texas Ranger - and I believe every one of these statements! LOL!!!! I love the one about household items - even killing you with the room itself. And slamming a revolving door!!! I've slammed INTO one, does that count?

  3. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!

  4. chuch is a wimp! hope he dosen't blog?